Unfortunately for my coworkers (as well as the rest of the world) the "next day" was last Friday...
7:00-7:54am: Honked at 1 car, used "adult language" at 4.
7:56am: Mentally mocked pants... and judged the wearer of them.
Colored pants. I get it's a popular trend - and we're doing it better than when I wore them as a kid - but I draw the line at colored men's pants.
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| Yes I took a picture. |
8:30am: Assisted in the ritualistic hazing of a coworker who dared forget Friday breakfast. (Chick-fil-A was served later as penance for this...)
8:44am: Texted my mom a snarky message about something I saw on Facebook. My mom gets 2-hour sleep Whitney.
9:16am: Shushed a coworker trying to instigate...
9:23ish am: Found another coworker to complain about colored pants up there. Indulged in conversation regarding the topic leaving coworker with a mission to find colored pants to mentally judge him as well.
10am: Forgot what a question was mid-answer.
10:20am: First fist shake at inanimate object.
11:04am: Second fist shake at inanimate object - threatened to throw computer out the 15th floor window.
12:30pm: Received a recommendation to make use of one of the company nap rooms...
1:22pm: Figured I'd been fairly evil based on 12:30 update so I held the door at the elevator to get some good karma points back. Immediately regretted decision when person held up the elevator to finish a ridiculous conversation. Evil-doing secured for the rest of the day.
1:28pm: Whole Food energy drink mission complete.
1:30-4:00pm: Spent the majority of the afternoon in solitary confinement thinking evil thoughts...
4:20pm: That didn't keep me from IMing though...
Time not noted: But somewhere in there coworker found colored pants and assisted in judgement.
Drive home: Honked at 3 cars, lost count of "adult language" occurrences.
I didn't make anyone cry though... So all said and done... a fairly tame day for 2-hour sleep Whitney.
