1. I walked into our bedroom where Justin was waiting... Mooning me.
2. I locked Justin out of our bedroom so I could get ready for bed first.
2a. Justin took the doorknob off.
3. Justin paired every good sock with a "throw-away" (*cough hole-y*) sock, trying to convince me the dryer was eating my clothes.
4. I hid all of his underwear.
5. Justin hid my toothbrush from me.
6. I dropped Justin's toothbrush on the bathroom floor... On purpose.
We'll make great parents someday...
