8 Years And Still Getting To Know Each Other...
Justin: I don't know why people think Ferris Buller is funny.
Me: I don't know who I married.
Hogging The Sheets
*scene: Justin is laying in bed, arms on top of the sheets. He has a plethora of covers and I have an inch.*
Me: You're hogging the sheets again! (As I pull them towards me.)
Justin: Lifts arms up.
Me: Punched myself in the face.
Meant To Be Together
*We chest bumped because we both spilled on ourselves at dinner.*
Fashion Police
Justin: Does this look ok?
Me: Yup...
...But you should also probably put on pants.
Sous Chef
Justin: Where is the cornbread?
Me: In the pantry.
Justin: Why is it in the pantry?
Me: Because I forgot to make it with dinner but next time I'll remember - just don't mind the empty antifreeze jug I'll be throwing away with the trash that night.
Justin: Next time I'll make it.
