I want to punch anyone in the face who has "suddenly" decided it's acceptable to eat at their desk. (Yes, I did just eat my own lunch at my desk a mere hour ago but the rules don't apply to me.)
6:20AM
I would totally stab someone for a club sandwich right now.
I nicknamed the baby "Devlin" (see reference in the movie, Just Go With It). Sorry kid, if you're going to make me feel like it, you get named after it.
Whomever labeled the first trimester as being the one where you sleep all the time is a dirty liar and I want my money back.
Day 3 of insomnia
I am becoming much too well-versed on Forensic Files...
Went ahead and bought the cocoa butter stuff I've seen on TV. It says to apply 3 times a day... Doesn't Palmer's know I have a job???
6 weeks, 3 days preggo
Officially busted out the phrase "the baby was hungry so I couldn't wait on you to eat". Even though we both knew it wasn't true.
Pregnancy forums are worse than looking up symptoms on WebMD.
7 weeks in
I feel like I'm already showing... Guess I'll be passing this off as a big lunch for the next 5-7 weeks before I can tell people.
Justin has taken to labeling leftovers "Devlin's food". I think he's secretly scared I'm going to eat him if he touches my leftovers... He would be correct.
