2-Hour Sleep Whitney... The disclaimer

Whitney can not be held entirely responsible for commentary produced on 3/27 as filtering requires minimum of 5 hours sleep. Should you say or do anything that produces reaction of "craze face" just turn and walk away because it's about to get sassy up in here. 

Any and all moments of genius produced by 2-hour sleep Whitney are trademarked and worth bragging rights for a minimum period of 2 weeks following production of genius. 

That's right... Taking absolutely no responsibility unless it's for something awesome. 

Should you encounter 2-hour sleep Whitney it's suggested you hand her caffeine before engaging her - all parties assume all personal liability for any incidents that occur due including but not limited to personal injury and property. 

2-hour sleep Whitney reserves all rights to amend disclaimer rights as deemed necessary by rules of convenience.

AMENDMENT 1
If you find yourself on the elevator with 2-hour Whitney, be prepared to listen to and enjoy the subtle melodic humming of an American classic... "Baby Got Back". Feel free to join in... you know you want to.

AMENDMENT 2
Yes this is my coffee cup...

12:51pm and I'm on #2 of yellow Big Cup

AMENDMENT 3
Just assume I made sense in the long rambling voice mail I may have left you... did I leave a voice mail? I can't remember...