Our Children

We have two dogs - Molly and Juno

Most people are interested in Molly because of how well trained she is...

This is Molly fetching beer... Yes. Justin has trained our dog to get beer.

(You'll have to pardon the horrible beer selection here - Molly likes beer so if you ask her to fetch one and don't give her any she WILL crunch down on the can and help herself.)

But the most entertaining stories come from Juno. Here's the top 5 things about this little monster.

5. Juno does NOT like:

• Sneezing (if you sneeze near her she will get up, point her butt at you, walk away turn around and proceed to give you a dirty look)

• Children (she is terrified of them)

• Wet grass 

• Air in her face 

4. Juno is an instigator. This comes out when we go on walks. Molly is totally chill to just walk while Juno has to run down the fence lines barking at all the neighborhood dogs to get them all riled up. She's THAT dog.

3. Juno. Does. Not. Work. For. Treats. I gave her a KONG once and she looked up at me like I just told her we were poor and couldn't afford the treat straight out.

2. If you have a dog bed, Juno will commandeer it.

1. One of Juno's nicknames is "billy goat". She has eaten:

• Her tags

• Training pads

• The end of a soft dumbbell (after this one I stopped feeling like a bad dog mom and rationalized that I did in fact accidentally adopt a goat) 

• A KONG (presumably because she couldn't stand the thought of us being "poor") 

• Bricks 

• Firewood

• A BBQ cover 

• Outdoor seat cushions 

• And as of last night, bushes 

But amazingly not a single shoe...

She's pretty much a rot. But we love her and Molly loves her even more so I guess we'll put up with her antics...

I get my revenge in "outfits" anyway...