Me: Kids are expensive.
Justin: No they're not, my coworker had one and it cost like $1,000 with our insurance.
Me: That's just having one. Once you have one it's like a $1,000 a month in daycare alone.
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Justin: we'll just set a pen up in the backyard and Juno and Molly will watch it.
Me: *puzzled look*
Justin: yeah it will be like Simba from Lion King or something like that. Molly and Juno would go nuts getting to raise it.
Me: oh good, we'll have a child that barks and growls at other children and may pee on the floor if the grass is wet.
And another conversation...
Me: I don't want to name our children a "J" name.
Justin; I want our kid to be named Jack.
Me: Jack Goff?
Conversation over.
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