If not, in the simplest form this is what I've titled for Justin's and my reality TV show... our reality TV show which follows us as we sit on the couch or go to Home Depot...
Snippets of conversation, they're just too good to keep to myself... so I give you Casa Goff Presents:
Recognizing fault in your partner
Justin: You've got to stop booby-trapping the bathroom.
Me: What are you talking about?
Justin: You pull out all the drawers and I run into them on my way to my sink.
Me: ...Well you know what? I'm glad you finally found fault with me because I was worried that I was so perfect in so many other ways you might start to find it annoying.
It's on your side
*said while getting into our bed*
Justin: You didn't even turn on the fan...
Me: The switch is on your side. That's your punishment for sleeping on that side.
Business ventures
Justin: What are you thinking about?
Me: Taking a nap. What about you?
Justin: Starting a brothel.
Writer's note: This was obviously a joke. Justin does not want to open a brothel. Everybody knows you make more money with a meth lab...
Man's Work
Justin: I thought you said you wanted to sit on the patio?
Me: I thought you said you were going to put the TV up on the patio?
Justin: You're a big girl.
Me: That's man's work... like mowing the lawn...
The Trade-off
Me: I made you sweet tea and brownies.
Justin: Awesome!!
Me: I can be mean to you for the rest of the week now.
Man's Work
Justin: I thought you said you wanted to sit on the patio?
Me: I thought you said you were going to put the TV up on the patio?
Justin: You're a big girl.
Me: That's man's work... like mowing the lawn...
The Trade-off
Me: I made you sweet tea and brownies.
Justin: Awesome!!
Me: I can be mean to you for the rest of the week now.
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