Being Fickle
Justin: I'm getting up to go to the bathroom...
Me: Will you get me some water on your way back?
Justin: I don't have to go anymore.
Affirmations
Me: Good job babe.
Justin: What?
Me: The scale you got... we can keep it.
Justin: It works ok?
Me: Yeah it told me I was 5lb lighter than wii fit told me yesterday... so it's a keeper.
Bathroom Habits
Me: I have to go to the bathroom.
Justin: *tries to push on my bladder*
Revenge For Pushing On My Bladder
Justin tells me he hates the word taught...
I say it 5 more times.
A To Do List
Justin: I was going to do something in the morning but can't remember what...
Me: Clean the house, call the insurance guy, tell me I'm the best, make me coffee, fix the cable?
Justin: No it wasn't that.
Me: Are you sure?!?
The Motive
*After listening to me cough for 20 minutes in bed*
Justin: I wonder if they can figure it was a out death by smothering...
Me: ...I still have accounts where you aren't the beneficiary.
In case you missed the June Edition...
In case you missed the June Edition...
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