Playing Off Your Partner's Pet Peeve
The Beard Club - Special Guest Appearance By... Some Guy With A Beard
*scene eating at potbellys*
Some Guy With A Beard: hey man I like your beard
Justin huh?
Some Guy With A Beard: I like your beard.
Justin: Oh haha... thanks.
Some Guy With A Beard: *turns to me* Now the real question is what do you think of it?
Me: Oh??? I won't let him shave it off.
Some Guy With A Beard: Awesome! Thanks for the support!
#ididntknowbeardswereendangered
Baby Names (No we're not pregnant - just horrible potential parents)
Justin: If we have a boy can we name it Optimus?
Me: uh... I liked Jack Goff better...
Sympathy
Justin: My back hurts.
Me: Aw babe I'm sorry... You really need to take care of that.
Justin: I know...
Me: Yeah it's harder for me to be mean to you when I know you don't feel good.
Summer Nights
Me: Do you want to get some ice cream?
Justin: Ok.
Me: ...and by ice cream I mean beer...
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