In honor of our third wedding anniversary, Casa Goff presents...
Hobbies
Justin: You going hunting with me this year?
Me: You really want to go there?
Note: hunters don't find it amusing when you whisper Bambi when there are no deer.
The Favorite Parent
Justin: I told the girls you don't love them.
Me: Yeah ... It's going to be awk this weekend when I'm home alone with them...
Justin: Probably.
I Cleaned It Out
Justin: You want to throw something at me don't you?
Me: Yes
Justin: Why don't you throw that wad of hair you left in my brush...
Me: Um excuse me I cleaned that out for you - you're welcome.
Justin: *Gives me the sarcastic "thanks for cleaning up the mess you made" look.
Sweet Revenge
Justin: Your daughters are taking on your traits.
Me: What do you mean??
Justin: They're weird.
Me: *I purposely mismatched his socks later that week*
Why We Haven't Had Kids Yet
Justin: We need to let the girls out to go to the bathroom.
Me: Not it! (Said while jumping into bed)
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