I Love You Dearly
*after I teased him all night*
Justin: Why don't you face the wall so I can punch you in the kidney.
Why I'm Probably Going To Get Arrested
Justin: I'm going to look up salacious stuff under your username so the government comes looking for you.
Bonnie and Clyde
Justin: Hey we can see inside their house. Let's rob them.
Me: Ok.
Family Dynamics
*Me walking in*
Justin: Good thing that was you.
Me: What do you mean?
Justin: I didn't hear the garage open and thought it was an intruder (nods toward his CHL gun).
Me: Well I'm glad you didn't shoot me - that would have been an awkward conversation at Thanksgiving at my parents' house...
A Rough Week
Sent Justin to get beer.
He brought home 8oz cans as a joke.
...
I didn't laugh.
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