Casa Goff Presents

I'm a bit behind on my posting... Really it's because I accidentally deleted notes for my blog posts and my wishful thinking that there's a blog fairy has fallen short.

As such, no time like the present to get back on the horse with a Casa Goff presents...

The Nonsensical Comeback

Me: I painted a bathroom in a day, I'll paint your face red.

J: Huh?

Me: I don't know what that means... I'm sorry I called you a hillbilly (movie reference).

Payback

J: *Complaining that I turned off the hallway light*

Me: You'll make it.

J: I'll remember that the next time you're hanging off a cliff.

#Truth

Me: I tricked you into thinking I was sweet.

J: No. I've always known you were evil.

Solid Parenting Plans

J: If we have a kid and it's a girl I want her to be unattractive until she's old enough to fornicate...which is 40.

Torture

Me: I haven't been productive all day.

J: Why not?

Me: Because mosquito bites on your feet are Mother Nature's version of waterboarding.