July's Edition:
Awesome
Justin: *Yells across house* You want to see something awesome?
Me: *Walks to him*
Justin: Here I am!
Me: *Mentally kicks him*
Awesome Rebuttal
Justin: *Pulling out of the driveway* Can you think of anything we forgot before we leave (town)?
Me: yeah...
*Extended pause*
Justin: What??? *Starting to pull over*
Me: I'm awesome.
Justin: *Mentally punches me*
Torture Expert
Me: *taking the tape/cotton off Justin's arm where his IV was*
Justin: If we ever have to torture someone I'm letting you do it...
Trust me they'll talk.
A Guest Appearance
Doctor: How much do you weigh?
Me: About 10 lbs more than I want to...
Dr: *laughs* No... Really what do you weigh?
Me: Really - that's what you can put down.
Dr: ...
Me: Will this prevent me from getting the good drugs?
Dr: Yes.
Me: ok... Fine.
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