It Was Only The Beginning
*After the 5th time Jase got up in the middle of the night*
Justin: Why do you think he's up?
Me: I don't know. He's your child right now.
Lazy... Definition: Me
Justin: Do you need anything?
Me: Nothing.
*long pause*
I'd ask you what you need but I don't want to get off the couch.
We're Cheap
Justin: Can you imagine spending $4,200 on a hotel room???
Me: Babe...
We high fived each other earlier tonight for spending $12 on six outfits for Jase...
The Future
Justin to Jase: You're not going to watch TV until your homework is done and then it's checked.
Me: Wait a tick... who's checking it?
Justin: You.
Me: When did I change my name to Google?
A Text
Me: Here's your reminder that CPS will take our kid if you forget him at daycare...
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