Six Things in Six Months

To mark the six month anniversary of our wedding date (err... 6 days late), behold my top six things you DON'T want to hear from your spouse or cohabitant (all of which comes from the halls of our house):

6. "It's your turn to..."

Let's face it - no sentence that starts like this is ever good is it?

5.  “Look at this gun barrel… no down it…"

Uh... excuse me? That insurance policy isn't switched over to you yet...

4. "How much did you spend???"

Interestingly enough, said from both parties...

3. "I think this chicken isn’t cooked all the way.” 

This statement is much more powerful when you consider it was said mid-bite, mid-meal.

2. "Hey... come here and look at this."

As said from the bathroom... point made.

And the number one thing you DON'T want to hear from your spouse or cohabitant...

1. "I think you're using my toothbrush."  

I've developed a nervous tick when I brush my teeth over that one. 

Happy Friday everyone!