Breaking Up Is Hard To Do...

Do you have the song stuck in your head? In case you didn't...

Ahhh the classics.

Anyway, on to my story... Today I broke up with Verizon - the call effectively ended with a:

Customer service rep: "I think you're going to come crawling back to us."
Me: "Yeah we're done here."
Customer service rep: "Well let me tell you what we can do for you."
Me: "Apparently I need to practice crawling now... just cancel the -sorry mom, grandmother, & Debbie...  insert an explicative here- service."

Dad - I figure you'd either be 1. proud or 2. tell me I didn't use enough profanity...

I was going to Quentin Tarantino this for you to see how we got to the unpleasantries above but decided my continued vent wasn't a good read so here's the cliff's notes version:

1. I canceled because they increased my bill by $35/mo - this being the 4th increase in a year -  $60/mo more than what I paid last July...
2. I gave them a fair shot at being competitive... they failed.
3. Customer service rep is an asshole. (sorry mom)