A bedtime story

Last night the girls had to go to the bathroom at 3am.

Justin, being a saint, took them out. But sensing I was awake jokingly asked me to tell him a bedtime story to help him go back to sleep...

So...

Me: Once there was a frog. And this frog lived on a lily pad.

And the frog was happy but he wanted to explore.

One day the frog saw another lily pad.

He wanted to visit this lily pad so badly .

So he planned and he planned. And finally he was ready to set out on his adventure.

The frog's journey was wrought with trouble - first being a street.

Determined, the frog made his first leaps...

...and then I hit him with my car.

Justin: I was waiting for the evil part of this story.

Me: I'm teaching a lesson. Look both ways before crossing the road. Our future children will be blessed with my wisdom.

Justin:... I've got nothing...