Casa Goff Presents...

Sometimes I feel like Justin and I could really hold our own as a reality TV couple.

And then I realize we spent all last weekend watching TV and we're not all that interesting.

Still... we do manage to get some gems out.

So I give to you... Casa Goff Presents:

"In Sickness And In Health"

Me: I don't feel good

Justin: You're fine. Walk it off.

*later at the doctor*

Doctor: You have pneumonia.

Me-turning-to-Justin: I own you.

"True Love"

Justin: I kind of want to ass punch you...

"I'm Funnier Than Justin Realized"

*talking about his deer mount I accidentally ran over*

Justin: Yeah... the taxidermist said you messed that thing up.

Me: Please I just broke the antler. Get some super glue and call done.

Justin: No the form (made out of foam) is messed up.

Me: Can we get some caulk and fill in the dents?

Or better yet - let's hang it up as-is, and tell everyone it's art: "deer in the headlights".

*Justin is not amused and now thinks I purposely ran over the mount*

"Chores"

Justin: You gonna to help me get your girls (the dogs) to go to the bathroom?

Me: No. (Said while climbing into bed.)

"The Insurance Beneficiary"

*while laying in bed*

Justin: Why are you staring at me? Are you thinking killing me?

Me: Why would you think that?

Justin: Because you're evil. You'd totally kill me in my sleep.

Me: No I wouldn't kill you in your sleep... 

It would be harder to make it look like an accident.