Fine Dining
Me: *hands Justin his dinner plate* Your sammie has a tan.
Justin: That's a sunburn.
*while eating*
Me: Mmmm... see it's just got a good smokey flavor to it.
Justin: Smokey would have been if you cooked it a few more minutes.
Who's The Crazy One?
Justin: Sometimes I wonder about you...
Me: Yeah.... but then again you're the one who married me.
Fashion
Justin: Why are you wearing socks?
Me: Why are you questioning my life choices?
Home Improvement Tips
Me: I was working on the fireplace getting the electrical plug adjusted and I got really worried because my hand started going numb and started to tingle.
Justin: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah like it happened when I raised my hand above my shoulder - I was worried that I had pinched a nerve or something.
Justin: Maybe you did.
Me: Well I realized I was holding the metal on the electrical plug... I was electrocuting myself.
Justin: *shakes his head and walks away*
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