Casa Goff Presents: February Edition

Well of course... I take a day of vacation and then Snowmageddon hits Dallas and I'm stuck at home.

I guess if you're going to be stuck inside there could be worse views.

Ok... that's not my view... but it is pretty to watch the snow.

Plus the electricity is holding out so (1) I'm not freezing like last the last snow/ice/apocalypse... although a drinking game doesn't sound like too shabby of an idea... and (2) I have a moment to update for "Casa Goff Presents..."

Life Goals
J: I need you to help me take the girls out to the bathroom.
Me: Babe. It's cold outside.
J: So...
Me: That means my entire goal in life is to get you to do this and not involve me.
*I had to help take the dogs outside...*


Soul Mates
J: Can you clean your hair out of my brush?
Me: It's a present.
J: Your "present" gets tangled in my hair.
Me: It's supposed to be symbolic of how our souls are intertwined for eternity.

...

Me: Not buying that one huh?


What's mine is yours
Me: You want a piece of gum?
J: Yes. I'll take a piece of MY gum
Me: I thought you said it was our gum...


Expectations
Me: I just read a story about a couple who died within hours of each other after 67 years of marriage.
J: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah... the bar has been set.
J: What do you mean?
Me: When I die you I expect that you to will yourself to death.
J: Not happening.
Me: So you think...

Snowmageddon 2015
J: Hey my boss just came by and told everyone to go home so I'm leaving here in a bit.
Me: Ok - be safe.
...

AND PICK UP BEER.
J: I love you too.