Justin: I'm calling it. I'm making plans for us to watch the Masters.
Me: I'm calling it. I'm making plans for me to nap during it.
Plans For Our Future Children
Me: I hope our kids aren't involved in anything.
Justin: That's terrible - I want them to be involved.
Me: Well... I do to... when they can drive themselves to said involvement.
Musical Tastes
Justin: That Taylor Swift needs some therapy.
Me: Hmm?
Justin: Every song she's got is scary. Like really, she scares the cr*p out to me.
Sharing
Me: You want a piece of gum?
Justin: Yes. I'll take a piece of MY gum.
Me: I thought you said it was our gum.
True Love
*while working on our home DIY*
Me: Last beer!
Justin: No it's not. (points at secret stash)
Me: I love you so much right now.
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