Thoughts (so far - and still mostly evil) from the 2nd trimester

Happy Mother's Day!

WTF

Oh hey morning sickness... nice of you to show up in the second trimester.

Registries... The secret evil of pregnancy

I now believe with strong conviction that alcohol should be prescribed when shopping for strollers... And bathtubs... And rockers...

I Feel Fat

Getting lathered up in bio oil makes me feel like I'm prepping for a bikini contest... 

A contest I would lose.

What to wear?

I now play a game of wardrobe roulette every time I walk into my closet... 

At stake? My self-esteem.

I brought this on myself.

Watching Steel Magnolias has been my worst pregnancy decision to date.

Scratch that... watching Marley and Me was way worse.

Collateral Damage

Justin: Hey! That's my shirt!

Me: What?? The pregnancy app said it was ok...