One Month With Jase

Dear Jase,

It's hard to believe that it's been a month since you made your arrival!

Things we know about you:

• You drink like you're doing a keg stand. 
• You love: being cuddled/rocked, your pacifier, car rides, walks, looking at your mommy and daddy, "All I Do Is Win" (by DJ Khaled), and being licked on by Juno.
• You can: fart/burp like a grown man, lift and turn your head and grab onto things with a death grip that pains me more than this year's presidential election (including grabbing mommy's hair).

Here are some things you can tell your therapist when you're older:

• We torture you with diaper changes and baths... really anything that has to do with being wiped down.
• Your mom laughed maniacally when you peed all over the kitchen (your dad didn't find it as amusing considering he almost got it in the face).
• This blog post... 

Here are some things we can tell our therapist (which we can't afford because... daycare):

• Your diapers have sent your dad running out of the room.
• You projectile-vommed all over me.
• You are super demanding - I mean you escalate the situation in seconds. Top this off by not having a job yet... any other roommate, we would have kicked out by now.
• You like to party at all hours of the night. In-line with the above, you don't like to party alone and often take mommy along for the ride.

All in all, we asked ourselves why it took us so long to have you... but you were worth the wait.

Love,

Mommy and Daddy

First photo attempt...

After I started playing "All I Do Is Win"...

Stats

Heigh: 21 1/4 inches

Weight: 8lbs, 7 oz