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Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: 12 Days of Christmas - Day 12

We have made it!! Christmas Eve is tomorrow and I hope you've enjoyed the little bit of Christmas cheer from Casa Goff.

For the finale, what makes it feel more Christmas than Christmas Lights? Ok... snow probably beats lights but in Texas we take what we can get.

This year, I found an amazing display... online:

Bonus - this guy is collecting donations from his work for his church's free dining program for the homeless.

And now that you've seen a spectacular show - I have to include some light fails... (thanks again Google images for the magic you've provided during my 12 days research).

Wish my neighbors put up lights so I could use this same strategy.
Too enthusiastic about putting lights out.
Why did you even bother?


I feel you... we all feel you.


Merry Christmas all from Casa Goff!!!


Monday, December 22, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 11

We're almost there folks!!

Many cheers to those who are already off celebrating the holidays.

And for those, like me, who are still trucking away at work here's a little special holiday cheer for you...

Terrible Christmas cards (thanks Google images!):

Nothing says "Happy Holidays" like "We're on the FBI 'Watch List'"
Merry Christmas... from my cat??
Ok...I'm sorry but I really want to know what the original caption to this gem was??
I can only hope that this was intentionally shot this way with some sort of ironic holiday greeting.
Uhhhh... what?
Ok... this wasn't terrible. This. Was. Awesome. #ParentingDoneRight

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 10



Today's cheer is full of 5 classics that can't keep you from getting into the holiday spirit...

(You'll have to forgive the videos - I was aiming for links that would play on a phone)

(Who are we kidding - any BC Christmas song is a classic)




And.. Changing it up a bit...



Cheers to all!!


Friday, December 19, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 8

I don't know why it is but it seems like no matter how much you prepare or work like a dog ahead of time... The work week before Christmas is miserable.

Everyone is trying to get in those last minute projects and everyone has just about lost their mind.

For me this was no exception and so I'm feeling a little less cheerful. In fact, I feel like throwing myself a pity party.










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I should have parties more often :)

Cheers to Friday all!

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: 12 Days of Christmas Day 9

Whoops I'm late for day 9! Here is a traditional Casa Goff - themed "While out Christmas Shopping"

Gift Ideas
Justin: You didn't give me any gift ideas.
Me: That's not true you just didn't like my suggestions...
Justin: Can you really imagine me asking where the Taylor swift CDs are?

Getting Carded
*while buying spray paint*
Cashier: I'm going to need to see your i.d.
Me: I'm 31.
Cashier: You look too young. I need to see your i.d.
Me: *shows i.d.*
Cashier: Wow! Do you have kids?
Me: I look too young.

Just. A. Latte.
*at Starbucks*
Barista: Can I take your order?
Me: Yeah I need a grande latte.
Barista: Just a latte?
Me: Yes.
Barista: Special milk?
Me: No.
Barista: Are you sure?
Me: Is ordering off the menu traumatizing you or something? I promise I'm not changing my mind when you bring it out.
Barista: Ok...
Me: *checks my drink for spit for apparently committing a Starbucks faux pas*

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 7

TOP REASONS I'M GETTING COAL FOR CHRISTMAS

5. I drank the last beer.
4. I stole the PJs Justin wanted to wear while he was in the shower.
3. I purposely didn't put the TP on the roll...
2. I pretended to be asleep so Justin would have to take the dogs out.

And the number one reason I'm getting coal for Christmas this year...

1. I purposely short-socked Justin
I've been waiting for him to grab this pair for two weeks and it's killing me!!



Casa Goff Presents: 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 6

TOP REASONS JUSTIN IS GETTING COAL FOR CHRISTMAS

5. Pulling the covers off me when he got up in the middle of the night.
4. Stealing my pillow.
3. Putting his cold feet on me while we were laying in bed.
2. Purposely putting the TP on the roll backwards.

and the number one reason Justin is getting coal for Christmas...

1. He drank the last beer.



Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: The 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 5

Juno is not feeling the Christmas spirit... Or her Christmas socks.



If I end up dead... Investigate the dog.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: The 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 4

Happy Monday all!

Here's your cheer for the day...

You aren't Prancer


Nor, are you the walls of my house where Prancer is hanging...

#ImarriedAhunter #SantasDownAReindeer

Casa Goff Presents: The 12 Days Of Christmas Day 3

In my opinion, Saturday Night Live has made some excellent oh-so-inappropriate Christmas moments. For today's Christmas cheer, here are some of my favorites:

Schweddy Balls

Chanukah Song (not the actual SNL version but good enough :p)

A Special Present For Your Girlfriend (don't watch with your parents)




Friday, December 12, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: The 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 2

One of my favorite things about Christmas growing up was that almost every day leading up to the holiday my family did something special together. These somethings weren't anything necessarily extravagant and actually sometimes rather ordinary but the fact that we were doing these something specials (on a school night!) was always a real treat.

And since, thanks to being gainfully employed, I still call Su-Thur "school nights" I give to you some of my favorite ordinary special somethings for you to enjoy with your loved ones leading up to Christmas:

Make holiday cards for troops/senior citizens
You can reach out to your local Red Cross or assisted living home to see how best to deliver these.

Dominoes
This is a great game - even for little kids. One of my fondest memories of my great-grandmother was her teaching me how to play dominoes and I love to play with Justin (even though he cheats).

Movie/Popcorn Night
Pop in your favorite holiday movie, or record one on TV and you're set for holiday merriment.

Make Cookies
Cliche. But there's a reason why... it's awesome. Period.

Car ride!!! Christmas Lights!
One year Justin and I found one of those houses that coordinates lights to music - pretty spectacular.

Read a Christmas Story or Memorable Book
Even more awesome if you're doing it in front of a fire. My mom always used to read us poems from a book she was read to as a kid.

Fill Up the Pantry 
$20 worth of food for your local food pantry makes a huge difference for someone.

Make Cocoa or Cider
I'm more of a cider gal myself - here's a good recipe for Starbuck's cider.

Call a Friend or Family Member
Pretty simple, pretty nice.

Make an Ornament
With Pinterest the abundance of options can be overwhelming but who doesn't love a good Christmas craft (or a good Christmas Pinterest fail).



I hope this inspires you all to enjoy a little special ordinary with your loved ones and share a little Christmas cheer!

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: The 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 1

Ok so technically the 12 days of Christmas start on Christmas Day but "12 Days Leading Up To Christmas" didn't have the same ring to it.

With the holidays quickly approaching I wanted to take a moment and spread a little holiday cheer.

Day 1: Just remember, no matter how hectic the holidays are getting for you, you're not this guy....

















Or this one...

Or him

And finally you're not this Santa...

So here's to a happy day to all!

And to all those Santa's out there...

You. Are. Troopers.


Monday, December 8, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: The December Edition

The Princess And The Pea


Don't Judge Me
Justin: You've got holes in those socks.
Me: I've still got a few good wears in them.

Still Making An Effort
Me: I dress up for you.
Justin: When?
Me: I wore real pants last weekend.

An Addendum 
Justin: *Talking about the new gun he bought* Best surprise of my life.

...You know except for the day you agreed to marry me.

Me: Glad you made that edit.

A Guest Appearance 
Me: *at eye doctor* I'm here for a contact fitting.
Receptionist/Nurse: Well do you have glasses?
Me: *wearing my glasses* Yes... Yes I do.


Moments later... walking towards the horrible eye puff test machine.


Receptionist/Nurse: Are you wearing contacts?
Me: *still wearing my glasses* No... No I am not. 
My internal dialogue: If she's the actual doctor I'm making a run for it.