The Princess And The Pea
Don't Judge Me
Justin: You've got holes in those socks.
Me: I've still got a few good wears in them.
Still Making An Effort
Me: I dress up for you.
Justin: When?
Me: I wore real pants last weekend.
An Addendum
Justin: *Talking about the new gun he bought* Best surprise of my life.
...You know except for the day you agreed to marry me.
Me: Glad you made that edit.
A Guest Appearance
Me: *at eye doctor* I'm here for a contact fitting.
Receptionist/Nurse: Well do you have glasses?
Me: *wearing my glasses* Yes... Yes I do.
Moments later... walking towards the horrible eye puff test machine.
Receptionist/Nurse: Are you wearing contacts?
Me: *still wearing my glasses* No... No I am not.
My internal dialogue: If she's the actual doctor I'm making a run for it.
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