Whoops I'm late for day 9! Here is a traditional Casa Goff - themed "While out Christmas Shopping"
Justin: You didn't give me any gift ideas.
Me: That's not true you just didn't like my suggestions...
Justin: Can you really imagine me asking where the Taylor swift CDs are?
Getting Carded
*while buying spray paint*
Cashier: I'm going to need to see your i.d.
Me: I'm 31.
Cashier: You look too young. I need to see your i.d.
Me: *shows i.d.*
Cashier: Wow! Do you have kids?
Me: I look too young.
Just. A. Latte.
*at Starbucks*
Barista: Can I take your order?
Me: Yeah I need a grande latte.
Barista: Just a latte?
Me: Yes.
Barista: Special milk?
Me: No.
Barista: Are you sure?
Me: Is ordering off the menu traumatizing you or something? I promise I'm not changing my mind when you bring it out.
Barista: Ok...
Me: *checks my drink for spit for apparently committing a Starbucks faux pas*
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