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Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: 12 Days of Christmas - Day 12

We have made it!! Christmas Eve is tomorrow and I hope you've enjoyed the little bit of Christmas cheer from Casa Goff.

For the finale, what makes it feel more Christmas than Christmas Lights? Ok... snow probably beats lights but in Texas we take what we can get.

This year, I found an amazing display... online:

Bonus - this guy is collecting donations from his work for his church's free dining program for the homeless.

And now that you've seen a spectacular show - I have to include some light fails... (thanks again Google images for the magic you've provided during my 12 days research).

Wish my neighbors put up lights so I could use this same strategy.
Too enthusiastic about putting lights out.
Why did you even bother?


I feel you... we all feel you.


Merry Christmas all from Casa Goff!!!


Monday, December 22, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 11

We're almost there folks!!

Many cheers to those who are already off celebrating the holidays.

And for those, like me, who are still trucking away at work here's a little special holiday cheer for you...

Terrible Christmas cards (thanks Google images!):

Nothing says "Happy Holidays" like "We're on the FBI 'Watch List'"
Merry Christmas... from my cat??
Ok...I'm sorry but I really want to know what the original caption to this gem was??
I can only hope that this was intentionally shot this way with some sort of ironic holiday greeting.
Uhhhh... what?
Ok... this wasn't terrible. This. Was. Awesome. #ParentingDoneRight

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 10



Today's cheer is full of 5 classics that can't keep you from getting into the holiday spirit...

(You'll have to forgive the videos - I was aiming for links that would play on a phone)

(Who are we kidding - any BC Christmas song is a classic)




And.. Changing it up a bit...



Cheers to all!!


Friday, December 19, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 8

I don't know why it is but it seems like no matter how much you prepare or work like a dog ahead of time... The work week before Christmas is miserable.

Everyone is trying to get in those last minute projects and everyone has just about lost their mind.

For me this was no exception and so I'm feeling a little less cheerful. In fact, I feel like throwing myself a pity party.










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I should have parties more often :)

Cheers to Friday all!

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: 12 Days of Christmas Day 9

Whoops I'm late for day 9! Here is a traditional Casa Goff - themed "While out Christmas Shopping"

Gift Ideas
Justin: You didn't give me any gift ideas.
Me: That's not true you just didn't like my suggestions...
Justin: Can you really imagine me asking where the Taylor swift CDs are?

Getting Carded
*while buying spray paint*
Cashier: I'm going to need to see your i.d.
Me: I'm 31.
Cashier: You look too young. I need to see your i.d.
Me: *shows i.d.*
Cashier: Wow! Do you have kids?
Me: I look too young.

Just. A. Latte.
*at Starbucks*
Barista: Can I take your order?
Me: Yeah I need a grande latte.
Barista: Just a latte?
Me: Yes.
Barista: Special milk?
Me: No.
Barista: Are you sure?
Me: Is ordering off the menu traumatizing you or something? I promise I'm not changing my mind when you bring it out.
Barista: Ok...
Me: *checks my drink for spit for apparently committing a Starbucks faux pas*

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 7

TOP REASONS I'M GETTING COAL FOR CHRISTMAS

5. I drank the last beer.
4. I stole the PJs Justin wanted to wear while he was in the shower.
3. I purposely didn't put the TP on the roll...
2. I pretended to be asleep so Justin would have to take the dogs out.

And the number one reason I'm getting coal for Christmas this year...

1. I purposely short-socked Justin
I've been waiting for him to grab this pair for two weeks and it's killing me!!



Casa Goff Presents: 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 6

TOP REASONS JUSTIN IS GETTING COAL FOR CHRISTMAS

5. Pulling the covers off me when he got up in the middle of the night.
4. Stealing my pillow.
3. Putting his cold feet on me while we were laying in bed.
2. Purposely putting the TP on the roll backwards.

and the number one reason Justin is getting coal for Christmas...

1. He drank the last beer.



Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: The 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 5

Juno is not feeling the Christmas spirit... Or her Christmas socks.



If I end up dead... Investigate the dog.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: The 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 4

Happy Monday all!

Here's your cheer for the day...

You aren't Prancer


Nor, are you the walls of my house where Prancer is hanging...

#ImarriedAhunter #SantasDownAReindeer

Casa Goff Presents: The 12 Days Of Christmas Day 3

In my opinion, Saturday Night Live has made some excellent oh-so-inappropriate Christmas moments. For today's Christmas cheer, here are some of my favorites:

Schweddy Balls

Chanukah Song (not the actual SNL version but good enough :p)

A Special Present For Your Girlfriend (don't watch with your parents)




Friday, December 12, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: The 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 2

One of my favorite things about Christmas growing up was that almost every day leading up to the holiday my family did something special together. These somethings weren't anything necessarily extravagant and actually sometimes rather ordinary but the fact that we were doing these something specials (on a school night!) was always a real treat.

And since, thanks to being gainfully employed, I still call Su-Thur "school nights" I give to you some of my favorite ordinary special somethings for you to enjoy with your loved ones leading up to Christmas:

Make holiday cards for troops/senior citizens
You can reach out to your local Red Cross or assisted living home to see how best to deliver these.

Dominoes
This is a great game - even for little kids. One of my fondest memories of my great-grandmother was her teaching me how to play dominoes and I love to play with Justin (even though he cheats).

Movie/Popcorn Night
Pop in your favorite holiday movie, or record one on TV and you're set for holiday merriment.

Make Cookies
Cliche. But there's a reason why... it's awesome. Period.

Car ride!!! Christmas Lights!
One year Justin and I found one of those houses that coordinates lights to music - pretty spectacular.

Read a Christmas Story or Memorable Book
Even more awesome if you're doing it in front of a fire. My mom always used to read us poems from a book she was read to as a kid.

Fill Up the Pantry 
$20 worth of food for your local food pantry makes a huge difference for someone.

Make Cocoa or Cider
I'm more of a cider gal myself - here's a good recipe for Starbuck's cider.

Call a Friend or Family Member
Pretty simple, pretty nice.

Make an Ornament
With Pinterest the abundance of options can be overwhelming but who doesn't love a good Christmas craft (or a good Christmas Pinterest fail).



I hope this inspires you all to enjoy a little special ordinary with your loved ones and share a little Christmas cheer!

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: The 12 Days Of Christmas - Day 1

Ok so technically the 12 days of Christmas start on Christmas Day but "12 Days Leading Up To Christmas" didn't have the same ring to it.

With the holidays quickly approaching I wanted to take a moment and spread a little holiday cheer.

Day 1: Just remember, no matter how hectic the holidays are getting for you, you're not this guy....

















Or this one...

Or him

And finally you're not this Santa...

So here's to a happy day to all!

And to all those Santa's out there...

You. Are. Troopers.


Monday, December 8, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: The December Edition

The Princess And The Pea


Don't Judge Me
Justin: You've got holes in those socks.
Me: I've still got a few good wears in them.

Still Making An Effort
Me: I dress up for you.
Justin: When?
Me: I wore real pants last weekend.

An Addendum 
Justin: *Talking about the new gun he bought* Best surprise of my life.

...You know except for the day you agreed to marry me.

Me: Glad you made that edit.

A Guest Appearance 
Me: *at eye doctor* I'm here for a contact fitting.
Receptionist/Nurse: Well do you have glasses?
Me: *wearing my glasses* Yes... Yes I do.


Moments later... walking towards the horrible eye puff test machine.


Receptionist/Nurse: Are you wearing contacts?
Me: *still wearing my glasses* No... No I am not. 
My internal dialogue: If she's the actual doctor I'm making a run for it.

Monday, November 3, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: The November Edition

8 Years And Still Getting To Know Each Other...
Justin: I don't know why people think Ferris Buller is funny.
Me: I don't know who I married. 


Hogging The Sheets
*scene: Justin is laying in bed, arms on top of the sheets. He has a plethora of covers and I have an inch.*
Me: You're hogging the sheets again! (As I pull them towards me.)
Justin: Lifts arms up.
Me: Punched myself in the face.


Meant To Be Together
*We chest bumped because we both spilled on ourselves at dinner.*


Fashion Police
Justin: Does this look ok? 
Me: Yup...

...But you should also probably put on pants.


Sous Chef
Justin: Where is the cornbread?
Me: In the pantry.
Justin: Why is it in the pantry?
Me: Because I forgot to make it with dinner but next time I'll remember -  just don't mind the empty antifreeze jug I'll be throwing away with the trash that night.
Justin: Next time I'll make it.

Saturday, October 25, 2014

We Make Fire...

Justin and I have finished another project.

A project 6 months in the making...

Good things take time right?

It all started when we were looking to dress up our backyard. It started with the need to have steps from the original patio to the new patio.

Check. (And maybe another blog post of a cautionary tale that large stones sound like a good idea until you're lifting them.)

Then we were going to have a garden space for some color.

But per usual, a regular garden wouldn't be sufficient. Oh no... we needed some flare... and by "flare" I mean fire pit.

We started the project with some barrels we had in our original patio decor that no longer fit:

We used the Jack Daniels barrel from Home Depot for about $25. 
Justin started by drilling a hole in the bottom of the barrel and then secured a large metal tube over the hole (so the pipe could go from the bottom to the top of the barrel). Then he filled around the tube with cement and let it set.

***Project tip #1***
Make sure you've got your barrel in the general exact vicinity of where you ultimately want it... because once you put that concrete in the only way it's moving is when the new owners of the house decide to do it.

The next step is to plumb a line for propane to the barrel to your propane tank. This actually could be a step you do before the cement but we weren't sure how much the barrel would sink in the ground due to the weight - and blowing up our house because of a crushed pipe was not on my agenda.

Once you've plumbed your line from the barrel to a propane tank, connect with a regulator and check for leaks.

Now, I wish I could give you more detail on the plumbing but I followed tip #2...

***Project tip #2***
For the previous step I highly recommend that you take a nap and find someone else to do this for you. (A big thanks to Justin and my father-in-law for aiding in my napping.)

After you're leak-free secure your fire pit ring. I recommend a double-ring as it makes for a really nice visual plus it's substantial enough for the barrel.

Then, the fun part - add a decorative touch. We did white rock (found at Home Depot) because it was cost-efficient plus a bit of a splurge on fire pit glass. (No seriously... considering you're buying broken glass it is $$$.)

***Project tip #3***
Get yourself a nice bottle of wine... You'll want it to fully appreciate all the hard work you watched (or napped your way through) your husband and father-in-law do.

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: The October Edition

I Love You Dearly
*after I teased him all night*
Justin: Why don't you face the wall so I can punch you in the kidney.

Why I'm Probably Going To Get Arrested
Justin: I'm going to look up salacious stuff under your username so the government comes looking for you.

Bonnie and Clyde 
Justin: Hey we can see inside their house. Let's rob them.
Me: Ok.

Family Dynamics
*Me walking in*
Justin: Good thing that was you.
Me: What do you mean?
Justin: I didn't hear the garage open and thought it was an intruder (nods toward his CHL gun).
Me: Well I'm glad you didn't shoot me - that would have been an awkward conversation at Thanksgiving at my parents' house...

A Rough Week
Sent Justin to get beer.
He brought home 8oz cans as a joke.

...


I didn't laugh.

Sunday, October 5, 2014

It seemed like a good idea at the time...

A few weeks ago, I mentioned to Justin we needed to restock our firewood supply before it got cold.

Being an expert after watching "Buying Alaska" and "Final Frontier", I determined a cord of wood would probably be sufficient.

So we make arrangements with our go-to firewood guy and he tells us that it's about 11 stacks of wood and to pick it up when we're ready.

11 stacks... Ok not so bad. It'd be a little work but totally worth it.

4 stacks in was when I realized that This. Was. A. Mistake.

5 stacks in I got my second wind.

Starting the 7th stack was when I reaffirmed my bad decision-making. Though I get chills in 60-degree weather, when (and why) did I decide that we were suddenly needing prepare for the apocalypse???

Finally, we get it all loaded and I. Am. Exhausted.

Then it dawns on me that we still have to unload this at our house.

...

Crap.

Somehow... (Coors Light) we got it unloaded in a reasonable amount of time (or at least what seemed reasonable 3 beers deep).

And let me tell you... We are definitely prepared for the next zoombie apocalypse...

Or ice-storm power outtage... Whichever comes first.

This is what a crap-ton cord of wood looks like btw...

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: The September Edition

In honor of our third wedding anniversary, Casa Goff presents... 

Hobbies
Justin: You going hunting with me this year?
Me: You really want to go there?

Note: hunters don't find it amusing when you whisper Bambi when there are no deer.

The Favorite Parent
Justin: I told the girls you don't love them.
Me: Yeah ... It's going to be awk this weekend when I'm home alone with them...
Justin: Probably.

I Cleaned It Out
Justin: You want to throw something at me don't you?
Me: Yes
Justin: Why don't you throw that wad of hair you left in my brush...
Me: Um excuse me I cleaned that out for you - you're welcome.
Justin: *Gives me the sarcastic "thanks for cleaning up the mess you made" look.

Sweet Revenge
Justin: Your daughters are taking on your traits.
Me: What do you mean??
Justin: They're weird.
Me: *I purposely mismatched his socks later that week*

Why We Haven't Had Kids Yet
Justin: We need to let the girls out to go to the bathroom.
Me: Not it! (Said while jumping into bed)

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

#100 Happy 71-80

The #100 Happy Challenge: Days 71-80

Day 71: Finding the right paint color... seriously, if you've ever painted this is probably the most frustrating step ever (you know... aside from painting).

Day 72: Napping. I consider myself a serious napper.

Day 73: Celebration dinner.

Day 74: Just... hanging out.

Day 75: Catching up with a coworker I don't see much because we've both been so busy.

Day 76: The fact that I made myself workout.

Day 77: Good food. Good FANCY food.

Day 78: DONE with this huge work project.

Day 79: Getting to go home after a work trip.

Day 80: Comfort food... homemade mac and cheese.

I have to say, the past 10 days were very trying - mostly because I was on a work trip that was pretty grueling - working a conference for 9 hours and then going back to my hotel room to work on the stuff back at the office. This #100 Happy challenge really forced me to take me a step back from all the stress... something I should try to do more.

Friday, August 22, 2014

#100 Happy 61-70

So I'm officially finished with my #100 Happy challenge... just not with my #100 Happy posts...

So here's catching me up… Days 61-70

Day 61: Getting to see my my parents.

Day 62: Hilarious voicemails from friends… seriously, if you don't manage to catch someone on the phone at least leave an entertaining voicemail.

Day 63: My girls happy to see me home… and me telling Justin they love me more.

Day 64: Hitting my driver well… and not breaking it when I didn't.

Day 65: Catching up with my cousin and meeting her adorable baby.

Day 66: Home project finished-ish!!

Day 67: Project progress!!

Day 68: Going on a walk (and not sweating to death during it)

Day 69: Molly snoring... she just cracks me up that she really snores like an 80-year old man (or my dad... sorry... I sold you out)

Day 70: Realizing I saved money with car repair (who isn't ever happy about that!)

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Casa Goff Presents: The August Edition

Playing Off Your Partner's Pet Peeve


The Beard Club - Special Guest Appearance By... Some Guy With A Beard
*scene eating at potbellys*

Some Guy With A Beard: hey man I like your beard
Justin huh?
Some Guy With A Beard: I like your beard.
Justin: Oh haha... thanks.
Some Guy With A Beard: *turns to me* Now the real question is what do you think of it?
Me: Oh??? I won't let him shave it off.
Some Guy With A Beard: Awesome! Thanks for the support!

#ididntknowbeardswereendangered


Baby Names (No we're not pregnant - just horrible potential parents)
Justin: If we have a boy can we name it Optimus?
Me: uh... I liked Jack Goff better...


Sympathy
Justin: My back hurts.
Me: Aw babe I'm sorry... You really need to take care of that.
Justin: I know...
Me: Yeah it's harder for me to be mean to you when I know you don't feel good.


Summer Nights
Me: Do you want to get some ice cream?
Justin: Ok.
Me: ...and by ice cream I mean beer...


Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Home Office Project… Time suck. Potential for death…

Last winter (yes winter) I got inspiration for our home office. The objective was to hide the gun safe that had overtaken the physical and visual space in my once super-cute shaped room.

But, as par usual, building a cabinet around said gun safe wouldn’t do.

Oh no.

I needed this…






Thanks again Pinterest for making regular life suck.

Really though... I was doing this for Justin. I mean – wife willingly plans a rustic office space complete with antler chandelier??? Score one for Justin.

I wanted the chandelier, I wanted the barnwood ceiling, I wanted it all.

So after the holidays and some research we started our project. I figured it’d take us some time to get it done – we'd be done by March tops.

Step 1: Secure the Ceiling.

This involved attaching particle boards to the ceiling that we’d eventually nail the barn wood to so that we wouldn’t have to worry about hitting a stud each time.

I’ve mentally blocked out this step because significant cussing and ranting was involved. So… pretty much my advice is to ensure there’s plenty of beer in the house during this step.

Step 2: – The Barn wood.

…Well I couldn’t afford that. I mean really, of all the abandoned falling down barns in Texas and places wanted $1,000+ for my little project?? (And if you read this and write me later that you could have found it for me for way cheaper or for free I will punch you in the face. Not. Kidding.)

Ok, I could still get my rustic look with pallet wood… maybe not as historic or fancy to call it barn wood but it’d do.

...Until several places I went to wanted to charge me $15/pallet…

Apparently I was wearing my “Rockafeller” outfit when researching this project. That and I blame Pinterest for driving up the interest/price in pallets.

Ok… so I’ll have to really fake this.

Yes… you are looking at fence pickets...

Painted grey, white-washed, and later glazed… sorry no step-by-step pictures because I was likely covered in paint.

FINALLY, Step 3: Finishing this sucker.
Justin and I got the first row down pretty quickly. To date we were behind schedule because I had to “make” my own barn wood but I was certain this was going to go fast.

Then on the 4th row… 


Justin fell off the ladder

I focused on trying to catch him. He, thankfully, focused on throwing the nail gun that was directly headed for my skull… I mean really… I can’t go out with a story of “death by home-improvement project.”

We called done for the day week and both shakily grabbed a beer while reflecting on our almost disastrous moment.

After our nerves had calmed we did the project little by little and we FINALLY finished!













… 6 months after we started.



We still have touch-ups to do… then adding crown molding to really finish it off. I expect to be done just in time for our theoretical kids to go off to college.


Oh and the safe is still sucking up the physical/visual room space.